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hi i'm jess. i'm 23, i live in ohio. pansexual. i have awesome friends and an awesome life. i like writing everything down, whiskey, weird movies, bonfires, sometimes i get overly emotional about tv shows, reading, staying up late and slam poetry. come say hi!

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

nohetero-superpotterlock:

feministlikeme:

kingjaffejoffer:

femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

this is genuinely terrifying

and then people wonder why so many people get STDs or have unintentional pregnancies.  Pretty ashamed of my home state right now.

and guess where i live guys

texas

HELP ME IM DYING HERE

thaunderground:

safiupendo:

cumprise:

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

this is meeee

I can’t lmao. Her facial expressions kill me.

she went from a 4 year old to 40 in 2 seconds

5 hours ago522,991 plays

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

Nicki Minaj 08 | 01 | 2014

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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